I met Happy yesterday
Bought him a car and a place to stay
He said he couldn't wait to paint the ceiling dark blue
I couldn't wait to get away
It's easier when you smile
Hey you want to be great
Happy's got a real good reason you're not
Hey you want to be great
Happy goes from cold to hot
He sold blisters to the twins
Caviar and the finest gin
He was pale green
From the things that he'd seen
I couldn't wait to get away
It's easier when you smile
Hey you want to be great
Happy's got a real good reason you're not
Hey you want to be great
Happy goes from cold to hot
Cause the fire trucks on my lawn now
And my trees are full of paste
Got an Alabama walker dressed in caramel in lace
And the fireman keeps knocking on the middle of my floor
Two elephants are knocking on the windows of my door
Don't want to stay in here no more