[ Featuring the Interruption ]
Our love was supersonic
Flying around the world in 40 hours or so
Our love was like a tonic
Like something heady full of snake oil from a medicine show
Our love was so dramatic
Should have Tony awards and a Sondheim score
Our love was operatic
We had all the highs and lows of La Scala for sure (Ooh)
But that's before I found out
All the things you did that would send me reeling
You put your love into doubt
So I locked it all up in the museum of feelings
Our love was Instamatic
Captured for posterity in silver gicleé
Our love was so chromatic
Warhol would've painted us in quadruple display
Our love was so romantic
The best ones to describe it would be Byron or Keats
Our love was so gigantic
Vaster than the biggest brontosaurus's feet
But you had to go and ruin it by playing Tarzan with some other Jane (Ooh)
Now I'm keeping up appearances
Don't even bother to explain (YEAH!)
Our love's now so poetic
Sylvia Plath would've said it's a gas
Our love's now so atomic
Einstein would've said we're nearing critical mass
Our love is now so tragic
Shakespeare could've captured it in 5 acts for sure
Our love's now gone by magic
'Cause you sawed me in half and left me down on the floor... (Ooh)
And that's because I found out
All the things you did that would send me reeling,
You put your love into doubt,
So I locked it all up in the museum of feelings... (Museum of feelings, yeah!)
Our love was
(Our love was...)
Our love was
(Our love was...)
Our love was
(Our love was...)
Our love was
(Our love was...)
