We sloshed into an unknown town
All thanks to Wiggly Dan
And had we known what was comin' round
We'd a hopped to another land
Dan had thought it'd be quite some fun
To float on a little dream
We'd steal a boat and make a run
So Dan had made it seem
(Ah then we'd)
Sail on
Sail on
All thanks to Wiggly Dan
Sail on
Sail on
All thanks to Wiggly Dan
Me I thought it's be lots of fun
To float down that little stream
It'll work Dan said so proud
And a man's gotta make ends meet
(Ah then we'll)
Sail on
Sail on
All thanks to Wiggly Dan
Sail on
Sail on
All thanks to Wiggly Dan
(I always thought he was)
Odd but courageous
Loosely outrageous
Quietly contagious
Framing strangness
(Like he had something up his sleeve)
The locks were off and no guards in sight
According to Wiggly Dan
We'll meet there bout 12:45
For the grey old catamaran
(Ah then we)
Sail on
Sail on
All thanks to Wiggly Dan
Sail on
Sail on
All thanks to Wiggly Dan
(Always thought he was)
Odd but courageous
Loosely outrageous
Quietly contagious
Framing strangness
(Shoulda gone with my gut)
Dan set us up that boat was a trap
All thanks to Wiggly Dan
And if you're asking me it's a load a crap
All thanks to deputy Dan
(Locked up, nice one)
Wiggly deputy Dan
(Ahh man, all of us, squirmy little wiggly man)
Wiggle is a deputy man
(deputy man? come on, what a joke)