Kendre Ring - Shart of the Gods Lyrics

Odin doin' work
Makin' moves
Feelin' fly
But then he feels somethin' stirrin' inside
A fart starts creepin'
He thinks he'll let it out
But oh no
It's a shart
There's no doubt

Now Odin's in trouble
His pants all a mess
Gotta find a clean pair
Gotta address
The unfortunate mishap
Ain't no time to roam
Gotta leave work early
He's gotta go home

Yeah! Shart of the Gods
A tale so grand
Yeah! Odin's gotta make a change of plans
Gotta clean himself up
Gotta make it right
Yeah! Shart of the Gods
A messy night

Odin's in a panic
He let out a fart
But it went a little south
Now there's a mess to start
Driving home in a hurry
Trying not to lose his cool
But the smell is getting stronger
Man
This ain't so cool

He's clenching up his butt cheeks
Praying it's not real
But deep down inside
He knows it's a done deal
His throne of Asgard tainted by a tragic blast
Oh oh Yeah
What have you done? This too shall pass

Yeah

Shart of the Gods
It's a brown surprise
Oh what a sight
Yeah

Shart of the Gods
It's a

Odin came home with a mess on his pants
Sharted himself
Man
He didn't stand a chance
Jumped in the shower
Washed away the shame
Tried to forget the day
Forget the blame

A mighty warrior
But he couldn't hold it in
Now he's the god with a shart that's never been
He cleanses his soul
Lets the water wash away
The stench of that shart
Oh what a cursed day

Yeah
Shart of the gods
A tale so grand
Odin's embarrassment
It spread across the land
But he'll rise above
Stronger than before
With a clean behind
He'll conquer once more