[ Featuring Wallace ]
Let me tell you this story
About the fix i'm in
About an evil Woman
Her heart filled with sin
Says she wants a Cadillac
And a diamond ring
No matter what I give her
There's always one more thing
I'm tired of being her gold mine
Tired of being her banker too
Sometimes I wonder baby
Lord just what am I going to do
She says she wants some jewelry
And a fur coat too
And while i'm at it
How about a house that's huge
I said I ain't made of money baby
What's a matter with you
I can settle without this
You Know that it's true
I'm tired of being her money tree
Tired of being her sugar daddy too
Sometimes I wonder baby
Lord just what am I going to do
She says she wants some thoroughbreds
And a trip to Spain
And while you're at it
Better buy me a plane
She says she ain't greedy
Just a few things she needs
But let me tell you brother
These ain't trinkets to me
I ain't gonna take it
Gonna knock you to the floor
Don't bother getting up woman
Cause i'm going out the door
