Kerrin Connolly - Planesong, Pt. 2 (I Did the Thing) Lyrics

I fell out of a plane and I lived
I would very much like to recommend it
Except for the fact that then I couldn't brag
Because everyone else would do it
It's just so great being me
And you could never ever understand it
You can have your moment to shine, just don't detract from mine
Please pick something a little more average
You could say I'm a real go-getter
It's not that you suck, I'm just better
I did the thing
It was me
I did the thing
Only me
To not find this incredible
Is simply unacceptable
I did the thing
It was me
I did the thing
Look at me
My velocity is terminal
My coolness is incurable
I did the thing