Hey Santa claus you c*nt!
Where's me f*cking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a f*cking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me f*cking bike.
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!
(female voice)
Hey santa clause you c*nt!
Where's me f*cking pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you f*cking ho ho ho
You forgot me f*cking pram
(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your f*cking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it
Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells f*cking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old f*cking wanker Forgot me f*cking bike.
You wait you old c*nt, I'm gonna dob you in
Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your f*cking lights out
"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"
Kevin Bloody Wilson - Christmas Song Lyrics
Kevin Bloody Wilson - Christmas Song Lyrics
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Hey Santa claus you c*nt!
Where's me f*cking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a f*cking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me f*cking bike.
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!
(female voice)
Hey santa clause you c*nt!
Where's me f*cking pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you f*cking ho ho ho
You forgot me f*cking pram
(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your f*cking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it
Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells f*cking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old f*cking wanker Forgot me f*cking bike.
You wait you old c*nt, I'm gonna dob you in
Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your f*cking lights out
"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"
Where's me f*cking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a f*cking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me f*cking bike.
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!
(female voice)
Hey santa clause you c*nt!
Where's me f*cking pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you f*cking ho ho ho
You forgot me f*cking pram
(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your f*cking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it
Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells f*cking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old f*cking wanker Forgot me f*cking bike.
You wait you old c*nt, I'm gonna dob you in
Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your f*cking lights out
"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"