Every time we go out
It's the same old thing
You got a leg cramp
Lost your wallet
Misplaced that credit card
Need to call the bank
Got to get it replaced
Missed a trip to the ATM
And your money's on hold
Got no green
Not even a enough for the tip
You order all the food
And you never pay
You order all the food
And you never pay
All a-float
You think it's all a joke
You order all the food
And you never pay
You order all the food
And you never pay
Everytime its new excuses
All your stalls and Dr Seusses
Twisting a tale of what the truth is
Every time it's new excuses
You couldn't even pay for these rhymes
But you'll cover next time
But we all know it's
Never next time
Never next time
Never next time
Never next time
Your pay check didn't come
Waiting on FEMA
Your money's tied up
NVIDIA Enron Dow Jones
Warren's holding on to it
Or your dog ate it
Can't reach the bill
From across the table
Got no green
Not even a enough for the tip
You order all the food
And you never pay
You order all the food
And you never pay
All a joke
You think it's all a joke
You order all the food
And you never pay
You order all the food
And you never pay
Everytime its new excuses
All your stalls and Dr Seusses
Twisting a tale of what the truth is
Every time it's new excuses
But you couldn't even pay for these rhymes
But you'll cover next time
It's
Never next time
Never next time
Never next time
Never next time
Every time its new excuses
All your stalls and Dr Seusses
Twisting a tale of what the truth is
Every time it's new excuses
Never next time
Never next time
Never next time
Never next time