And I'm like, ooh, that's all I knew Before I met you, I thought there must be
Something better I can do And I'm like, ooh, that's all I knew
Before I met you, I thought there must be something better I can do
On a cold day, I had a dream I'm on a sandy beach
And I'm so white, I could use a tan today Cause, uh, I'm lookin' like my skin is bleached
Tryin' to make my way through the crowded sand Plus, I got a drink in my hand
I thought I had other plans Then I spot this hottie with an orange bikini
And a bangin' tan I thought, damn, we can get away
And I could use at least a grand today Let's go someplace hotter
And that's when she pinned me up against the wall with her fatty thing
And this is what the song they sang And I'm like, ooh, that's all I knew
Before I met you, I thought there must be something better I can do
And I'm like, ooh, that's all I knew Before I met you, I thought there must be
Something better I can do That's when I spot my boy through the crowd
With a bottle of Jack in his hand So as I tiptoed through the sand
She said, baby, please come back And I started to slip away
This is what the song it played And I'm like, ooh, something better
There must be something better That's all I knew
There must be something better I can do And I'm like, ooh, that's all I knew
Before I met you, I thought there must be something better I can do
And I'm like, ooh, that's all I knew Before I met you, I thought there must be
Something better I can do
And I'm like, ooh, something better There must be something better