Jason was the cute popular boy in high school when we were young
Played lacrosse and JV baseball, though we never won
Girls flirted and gave their number. He'd refused to call
Playing for a team that didn't matter knowing he'd never score
Hey Jason. Ya don't have to worry. We've all been there
Fight the current, fight the haters, and let them stare
Hey hey Jason
Hey hey Jason
Hey hey Jason
Come out and be free. Everyone's rooting for ya
Caught you making out with a guy in the back seat of your car
Promised dating would never work out for you; it leaves too many scars
A college romance may be helpful. Ya gotta give it a try
C'mon Jason don't act stupid, you'll find your "Mister Right"
Hey Jason. Ya don't have to worry. We've all been there
Join the party, spin the bottle. Play truth or dare
Hey hey Jason
Hey hey Jason
Hey hey Jason
Why not date me?! I'm single and waitin' for ya
Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason