Said she found a way to fix my head
But it didn't go so well
Two scoops is useless--loses confidence
Plus it's yellow, and it smells
I said I'm moving to Venice
But I slunk off to my room instead
Spent twenty minutes sweatin', cryin', and dyin'
While she listened on my bed
And I said
"You're just like water
You move like water
Soothe like water
Fit my grooves like water
Keep me cool like water
You rush like water
Touch like water
Fill me up like water
Yeah, you're just like water"
Lost my temper on December twelfth
Then I shrank into my shell
Took a forty-minute shower
Cower, glower, devour
Till I talked myself to death
She said, "You don't have to do it anymore"
I said, "Then my word is dead"
She likes my hair when it's long
So she put her fingers on my head
And I said
"You're just like water
You move like water
Soothe like water
Fit my grooves like water
Keep me cool like water
You rush like water
Touch like water
Fill me up like water
Yeah, you're just like water"
She shares my thoughts on PDA, and I
Often defer to her with shit online
Posture's a mess with how I spend my time
She cracks the door so I don't ossify