The Man Who Invented Science Video (MV)

I wasn't born with a silver spoon
Perched within my mouth
It's more like a rusty fork, I suppose
And it's shoved up deel where the sun don't shine

Have a guess, a wild guess, what do I do?
Steal your car, paint it blue, sell it back to you
I'm a humble man, with humble beginnings
And I sure as hell better owed some winnings

I could have been a carpenter
But I can't even fix myself
I could have been a lawyer, man
But I can't even prove my worth
I'm like the man who invented science, I guess
Nobody seems to know my name

I may not claim to be
Smarter than your average bear
But you'd sooner face one down and risk your limbs
Than see the things I've seen

Take a guess, pull a wildcard, give me your best shot
Is that higher education all you've really got?
I'm a humble man, with humble beginnings
And I sure as hell better owed some winnings

I could have been a doctor, man
But I could never cure my woes
I could have been a teacher, man
But I could never f*cking learn
I'm like the man who invented science, I guess
Nobody seems to know my name

I may not have the best luck, but what I've got
Is being proud of how I've built myself up
From a zero to I'd say maybe 6 out of 10
Now note that down with your Parker Pen