Kings & Queens Of Country - Fat Bottomed Girls Lyrics

Freddie: I have three words to say - Fat Bottomed Girls, yeah

Roger: One, two, three, four
Oh, you gonna take me home tonight
Oh, down beside your red fire light
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rocking world go round

I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery, huh
Left alone with big fat fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Big woman, you made an asshole out of me
You do that

I've been singing with my band
Across the water across the land
I've seen every blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Wear kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time
Come on

Oh, you gonna take me home tonight
Oh, down beside your red fire light
Oh, you gonna give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rocking world go round
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rocking world go round

Now I've got mortgages on homes
I've got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality
I tell you
Hope that I still got my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Big woman you gonna make a big man of me

Oh, I know, you gonna take me home tonight
Oh, down beside your red fire light
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rocking world go round, yeah
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rocking world go round

Get on your bikes and ride
(unknown lyric)
Right on

Oooh, yeah
One more time, yeah
Oooh, yeah
They get me everytime

Freddie: Hey, about, about ten years ago,
I knew about 3 chords on the guitar.
And now, now in 1982, I know three chords on the guitar.
Before, ah, before this wonderful intro that I'm gonna give you,
Right now, I'd like to a, introduce to you
Mr Morgan Fisher on the piano - in that wonderful pink.
He's either AC or he's DC, I don't know,
This is called "Crazy Little Thing Called Love".