If it's tucked way back off a no name road
If it's the kind of spot where the outcast go
If there's a parking lot full of jacked up highs
If the uptowns think it's just a neon dive (yeah)
That's the kinda bar that I wanna drink beer in
Kinda jukebox that I wanna drop quarters in
Kinda girls that I wanna be seen with
The kinda bar that I wanna drink beer in
If there's a local legend that likes to hustle pool
Well, this ol' boys been known to have a good game too
If there's an ol' barkeep that never smiles
Well, buddy, that's the kinda place
I wanna hang awhile (hey)
Well, that's the kinda bar that I wanna drink beer in
Kinda jukebox that I wanna drop quarters in
Kinda girls that I wanna be seen with
The kinda bar that I wanna drink beer in
That's the kinda bar that I wanna shoot shots in
Thick cloud of smoke that I wanna stomp boots in
Kinda rough necks I wanna sing along with
The kinda bar that I wanna drink beer in (hey)
Well, if the cover band knows a couple Haggard tunes
A little rock and roll and a whole lotta blues, yeah
Yeah, that's the kinda bar that I wanna drink beer in
Kinda jukebox that I wanna drop quarters in
Kinda girls that I wanna be seen with
The kinda bar that I wanna drink beer in
That's the kinda bar that I wanna shoot shots in
Thick cloud of smoke that I wanna stomp boots in
The kinda rough necks I wanna sing along with
The kinda bar that I wanna drink beer in (yeah)
Yeah, that's the kind of bar I wanna drink beer in
(Alright now, go on, pass me one)