Mary Jane took my license
And Casamigos took my friend
Then you took your shit on down the road
The way you always do
But of all the things I've lost
I'm alright losing you
Well, I can drink a handle
But I can't handle why
Why I let you in the front door
Just to waste a good goodbye
Feels like history repeats itself all the goddamn time
Guess I would have seen it coming
If I hadn't been so high
But Mary Jane took my license
And Casamigos took my friend
Then you took your shit on down the road
The way you always do
But of all the things I've lost
I'm alright losing you
I heard you moved to uptown Dallas
Why the hell would you move there?
Stealing money, serving bottles
With that bleach blonde hair
I'm kind of glad we didn't work out
And I ain't tryin' to be rude
But that tattoo on your ass
And the past are two things you can't lose
Mary Jane took my license
And Casamigos took my friend
Then you took your shit on down the road
The way you always do
But of all the things I've lost
I'm alright losing you
Mary Jane took my license
And Casamigos took my friend
Then you took your shit on down the road
The way you always do
But of all the things I've lost
I'm alright losing you
Oh, oh, I'm alright losing you