When the police officer asked for my ID
I had to tell them I left it in my dream
You see an old co-worker was helping me sign up for the gym
And he needed to see my ID
So I said sure, here ya go
But then I started thinking
Why does he need my ID?
How come so many places these days require an ID?
I mean, I'm not a criminal
And then I woke up
And then I woke up
I never go to the gym
Well, I did in 2021 (Well, sometimes)
But since things became unforeseen
I've just stayed in and wrote silly things
Like this...