Been trying to get in contact with her for, like, a year now
Let me try this, um, Heavenly Hotline, um
Let's see
C'mon pick up, pick up
Hello, this is Angela, your favorite Angel on the Heavenly Hotline
How can I help you?
Um, yes, uh, so my name is Koree
Um, I'm trying to get in contact with a Mary Thomas
Okay, a Mary Thomas
Okay, I see she's one of our newer angels, um (yeah)
Let's see, so before we move on
I'm going to need you to answer some security questions for me, um
This is just a security protocol for our newer angels, okay? (okay)
So, um, first question is, uh (first question, okay)
When she was among the living, what was her nickname?
What was her nickname?
Easy, uh her nickname was Maycat
Maycat?
Yeah, M-A-Y-C-A-T
Okay, that is correct, okay (okay)
So, we're going to move on to question two, uh (alright)
What was her favorite soft drink? (Soft drink, okay)
Uh, when she was among the living what did she like to drink the most?
Okay, yeah it was Pepsi, that was her favorite drink, yeah
Pepsi? Okay, alright, well that is correct, uh
Those are our two security questions, so I'd like to let you know (okay)
That, uh, family members are only allowed one handwritten letter
To their recently deceased, okay (one letter, okay, yep)
Phone contact is only permitted amongst fellow angels, alright
Now, the only rules you have to follow are no cursing (no cursing)
And you can only refer to her by her first name, okay (first name, okay)
But, remember this is the only letter you can send, so make it count, okay?
Okay, okay, well, I have a question, uh (right, yes)
Is there anywhere I need to send this to or?
There will be no need to send it, she will see it, okay? (okay)
Gotcha, gotcha, okay, sorry, you're just going a little fast
I know, I know, I'm sorry I just forget that
Sometimes I go a little fast
It's part of being an angel (yeah, its fine)
Just gotta slow it down for you guys, okay, but (yeah)
I'm sorry about that, but (no, its fine)
Do you have any more questions for me?
Uh, yeah, so all I have to do is (okay)
Just write a letter to her on a piece of paper
Only refer to her by her first name
And don't curse and she'll see it?
I don't have to send it or anything, like, I'm good? (yep, she)
Yep, you will be good
She will see it as soon as you're done with it (okay)
Alright well, um (okay)
Angela, thank you so much, uh (yes, thank you)
I'm just going to go ahead and, and get to it
So, thank you for everything
Alright, well thank you Koree (yes)
You stay blessed and anointed, okay?
Alright, you too
Thank you for calling the Heavenly Hotline (thank you)
Bye bye (alright bye bye)
Let's see
Here we go, um
Dear Mary
Been a year since we last talked
Been thinking about you lately, um
So, I thought I'd write this letter
Update you on what's the daily, um