Krazy Kyle Lapointe - 13 Fingers Lyrics

What would I do to you if i had 13 fingers?
I would hold your hand more tightly walking down the street
I would give the best back massages you ever did feel
Oh, If I were a better man

What would I do to you if I had three tongues?
I would give you the best damn kisses you ever laid your mouth on
I would twist-tie your cherry stems all over the place

Oh, If I were a better man
I'd use those tongues to lick all the letters shut
Of anyone ever with confidential letters

What would I do to you if there were two Kyles?
(Think about that one)
We would both hop inside your bed and snuggle you from both sides
We would both COME INSIDE YOUR house and play hide and seek

Whoa, if I were a better man
I'd donate one body to science or something
I'd play the best shows ever for nothing
Send one of me to Ottawa to hang out with my Grandma for a while
Oh, what would I do to you if there were two Kyles?

I'd double penetrate you with love and commitment
I'd DP you with a good relationship and a happy life