I've got a confession for you
I think I hit real hard the booze
Hey sir is there two of you
Or am I seeing double again
Oh every night it starts the same
I have a beer then another beer and it becomes a game
How many can I take tonight
Before my body tells me no way
Not again today!
Every man I ever met seems to have a vice
Something to cling to hopelessly for trouble in the night
And I have done a lot of drugs, may be we all rejoice
That alcohol is my drug of choice
Alcohol is my drug of choice
Shhhh can you hear that sound?
That's the sound of my liver screaming FUCK YOU AHHH
Shh can you hear that sound that's the sound of my conscious
Going...
Every man I ever met seems to have a vice
Something to cling to hopelessly for trouble in the night
And I have done a lot of drugs, may be we all rejoice
That alcohol is my drug of choice
Alcohol is my drug of choice
I tried to calculate just how I felt
I added up the times we had and subtracted what they meant
I divided by zero just to see what it would do
And ended up with how I feel for you
And now no matter which formula I use
The numbers all get jumbled up and I end up confused
I take my study sheet to the bar
As I ponder over you