Krazy Kyle Lapointe - Babies High on Oxycontin Have Nothing on You Lyrics

I met this girl named Margerie
I was sure she was right for me
She could do the splits standing on one hand
She could blow smoke hearts and triangles and
She could sing real well while she blew her nose
She could suck a golf ball through a hose
I said I met this girl named Margerie
But She joined the circus finally

Now Girl you've got a grip on my heart
You don't even have to do anything bizarre
You've got a grip on my heart

And after her I met Lousie
She used to stuff her ears with cheese
Tanya could swallow swords and knives
Justine had tits W sized
Penelope recites the alphabet while giving head
I can't forget
Man all those girls were really neat
But none of them can compete

Cause girl you've got a grip on my heart

Look over there, see that girl
Man she'd get guys anywhere it the world
Big round ass, tiny waist
But I won't budge, I'll stay in my place yeah

How bout her, wow she's a catch
I bet she has an angels snatch
If I went for her though, that'd be lazy
Man she's probably bats hit crazy

I used to need more and more to turn me on
From choking chicks to choking animals to babies high on oxycontin
From midget porn to torture porn to death
But now I don't even care, leave those babies at home
You're my baby now until the end