Krazy Kyle Lapointe - Chlamydia Lyrics

I hope to god I don't have chlamydia

I met a girl at Crobar with skin so fair
She was underage but I didn't care
Next thing I know we're out in the alley there
Sucking face and groping through pubic hair
She asked me if I had protection
I didn't but I knew I didn't have an infection
She was really young so it struck me dumb
When she called me up, dude get a test for chlamydia

Chlamydia
One night of fun, then months filled with shitty stuff
I hope to god I don't have chlamydia

I went down to the clinic on Halloween
It was really empty and that didn't bother me
I had no symptoms, so I thought I was fine
But most people don't and I could have been dying
They took my blood and I waited for weeks
F*ckin stressing out and sweating through sheets
I started feeling aches even in thumbs
I really really hope I don't have chlamydia

Chlamydia
One night of fun with a girl from Bolivia
I hope to god I don't have chlamydia

Then One night drunk as f*ck in a crazy blur
I think I had sex though I'm not quite sure
Look round the bed, no condom turns up
I f*cking hope to f*ck I don't have Chlamydia

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