Baby, everything I do
Every waking hour when I think of you
I love you so, I want you to know
That I wanna choke you
When we're walking, walking round the zoo
Or at the Eiffel Tower under the waning moon
I love you so, I want you to know
I really wanna choke you
When I'm working at Chalet Bar-B-Q
I look out the window and see a sky of blue
I love you so I want you to know
That I really wanna choke you
Wherever I go
I want you to know
That no matter how I change
This will stay the same
In the jungles of Siam
If they cut off my hands
I'll still want to choke you
Baby, when we're driving in your car
With your little brother in the backseat
I love you so, I want you to know
That I want to spank you
And when I'm at Christmas with my family
And we're decorating the f*cking Christmas Tree
I love you so, I want you to know
I really wanna smack you
Whatever you do
This will always be true
You could smash my guitar
Or burn my magic cards
You could even give me AIDS
And this will never change
I'll still wanna choke you
I'll still wanna choke you