Krazy Kyle Lapointe - Christmas List Lyrics

I need a girl who's cute as a button
Who really loves me
Who I could love

I need a girl who's cute as a button
Who really loves me And is my best friend
Who's really smart and funny and caring
Happy and sharing
Who I could love

I need a girl who's cute as a button
Who really loves me and is my best friend
Who's really smart and funny and caring
Happy and sharing, Exciting and daring
Whose got time to hang out and do things
Like going for walks and going to movies
Whose not scared of drugs and really open
Not addicted to smoking
Who I could-

I need a girl who's cute as a button
Who really loves me and is my best friend
Who's really smart and funny and caring
Happy and sharing, Exciting and daring
Whose got the time to hang out and do things
Likes going for walks and going to movies
Whose not scared of drugs and really open
Not addicted to smoking, drinking or toking
But still she smokes, tokes and she drinks
She's not afraid to do and say what she thinks
She's strong willed but never judgmental
Fierce and real gentle, weird but not mental
She's spiritual and hates religion
Who goes with the flow and still has a vision
I need a girl who's spontaneous but also consistent
Who I can love

And If she isn't one of these things
Well I guess it wasn't meant to be

I need a girl who's into Against Me! Bright Eyes and Pixies
The Smiths and Fugazi
She loves my music and she's good at singing
And she's not a poser, she feels what she's thinking
And she's gotta wreck face at Magic the Gathering
Squeeze her double d's while cracking her fetch lands
But they're not fake nor is her waist
24 inches, it never changes
And she's got tattoos but no hair on her body
She's younger and shorter and she's on the pill and
And she flaunts her body while going out
And she would never cheat on me but lets me do what i want
She's into cuddles and she's got a sex drive
ANd she's into threesomes with me and other women
And she's into anal she's a submissive
And She cooks my food and she does my dishes
She gives me all kinds of surprises
Like CD's and blow jobs and naked pictures
And She never talks too much about sweden
She doesn't get mad at me for my mood swings
She's not narcissistic not too optimistic but not pessimistic
SHe can teach me statistics

And if she isn't one of these things
Well I guess it wasn't meant to be
My girl she needs to be perfect
If she's the perfect girl for me

I need a girl with sane expectations
Who's realistic, loving and patient
She loves me for me and my flaws
And she's not a cuntbag
Who I can love