Krazy Kyle Lapointe - Gloria Lyrics

I found this girl named Gloria Nixon
Late last night while searching for victims
I tied her up and I was stricken
When she said, "I'm not even scared"

I said "what, bitch?" and got her tethered
I bound her arms and legs together
Threw in her in my trunk, felt kind of better
She said, "I'm not even scared"

And when I told her that I'd kill her I thought I heard her yawn
So I told her that her family will be the next ones gone
And I told her she'd feel pain today- she should be sure of that
Surprised at the lack of screaming I popped the hatch- she was taking a nap

Oh Gloria, you broke my heart
You let me down right from the start
Your dyed-blue hair made my heart crumble
But I should have known you'd be trouble
Gloria why aren't you scared?
I hid in the bush, you weren't prepared
Now I feel like I'm in high school again
What can a man do when you put no effort in?

I took her down to my torture chamber
I stuck my knife in burning embers
"Say goodbye to all your members!"
She said "I don't even care, whatever"

I showed her photos of her mom and sister
I ripped them up and laughed like this HAHAHA
I snuck a glance to gauge her horror
She said I don't even care, I don't even care"

And I made sure to bind her wrists extra loose
I kept my eyes on the cameras to see what she would do
And I had a maze of horrors in the hall
Although those ropes could have been untied she never tried, she never tried at all

Oh Gloria, you broke my heart
You let me down right from the start
Your dyed-blue hair made my heart crumble
But I should have known you'd be trouble
Gloria why aren't you scared?
So unlike all the other girls out there
Now I feel like I'm in high school again
What can a man do when you put no effort in?

And when I came back in and laughed maniacally
She said it sounded kind of cute
I blushed, I really couldn't handle it
I had to flee, locked myself in the bathroom
And I came out this morning, she was nowhere to be found
She left me a note though
"This was fun, next time I'm in charge though, next time we switch it around"

Gloria, you broke my heart
You let me down right from the start
Your dyed-blue hair made my heart crumble
But I should have known you'd be trouble
Gloria left me her number
But I won't call no I won't bother
Now I feel like I'm in high school again
What can a man do when you put no effort in?