Now that you're in my life
It's all so privy to me, oh no no no
Secret, secret, I'll tell you a secret
Bet you're gonna spill my beans
Secret secret, catch you while you're sleeping
Eat away at my dreams
You know I promise not to tell
You know it spreads like a disease
Like pouring food colouring in a glass until it's blue complete
You know it makes you feel like junk
To learn, "I won't tell anyone" don't mean shit when you're drunk
But it's not so simple- I'm not like the others
It's not so simple- Just ask my mother
Bitch, i know you'll let it out
From the rooftops we all shout
Secret, secret, I'll tell you a secret
Bet you're gonna spill my beans
Secret, secret, dirty little secret
Eat away at my dreams
You know I promise not to tell
So first Joey told Louise
He got a special tingly feeling from watching llamas pee
So Louise, she ran to Tom
Tommy boy called up everyone, he even told his mom
"But it's not so simple - I was under pressure
I smoked a joint - I don't wanna stress her"
Man, I know you're gonna talk
Once she sucks your cock
Now that you're in my life
It's all so privy to me, oh no no no
And Tom told Emma, so Emma told Brock
And Brock told Stanley and Stanley told the Rock
And the Rock told the clown living down the street
Who told every one of the circus freaks
Grandma went out and she saw the show
And told all the old men at the old folk's home
They told their children and their grandkids too
That's how it made it back to you
Secret, secret, I'll tell you a secret,
Bet you're gonna spill my beans
Secret, secret, catch you while you're sleeping
Eat away at my dreams
You know I promise not to tell