Veronika, Veronika
When I'm near you my heart falls out
Into my tummy, into my guts
It really hurts, I try to tough it up
And I scream inside from all the pain
As I hemorrhage gnarly from my brain
If I so much as smell your scent
My appendix bursts in a bloody mess
Oh Veronika, Veronika
You give me too much and not enough
If I so much as hear your name
My lungs explode in roaring flames
And I go black inside as I slowly char
As I ooze and ooze thick black tar
I try to breathe through all the smoke
But I get throat cancer as I slowly choke
Veronika, Veronika, you make me wanna scream
Just seeing you puts me in the worst pain you've ever seen
I go, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Airplane crash survivors would pity me
Veronika, Veronika
I'm Chandler and you're Monika
I'm drunk and shriveled and you're okay
I just can't wait to see you again