[ Featuring Aiko Nakasone ]
Mark, it's the Wicked Witch of the West, your mother
Happy new year from scarsdale
We're all impressed that the riot footage
Made the nightly news
Even your father says mazel tov
Honey, call him
Love, Mom
Mark Cohen
Alexi Darling from Buzzline
Oh, that show's so sleazy
Your footage of the riots, A-one
Feature segment network, deal time
I'm sending you a contract
Ker-ching ker-ching
Marky, give us a call 970-4301
Or at home try 863-6754
Or my cellphone at 919-763-0090
Or you can email me
At darling alexi newscom dot net
Or you can page me at
