Kurtis Conner - The Real Tarzan (feat. Jeremy Parkin) Lyrics

I can throw my shit a quarter mile
You got no balls - infertile
Quit saying you're the real Tarzan
Or you'll live to regret it - Dhar Mann

You're a bipedal bitch, rockin' running shoes I reckon
I'm swinging on vines, and Jane said you last 6 seconds

Now I got your girl and she all on my tree
She wants to get her belt unbuckled
She calling me the MVP
She do the walk of shame on her knuckles

I'm the real thing, you an imitation
I'm chilling with some apes in a river basin
We all yelling, ain't no conversation
Cuz we're monkeys and we're masturbatin'

Now I may not be a monkey genetically,
Homo sapiens, technically
I be climbing trees in Yosemite
You're monkeying around pathetically

Call me Key I'm surrounded by peel
Legit raised by monkeys it's not a big deal
Like a baboon, yeah my ass is out
You smelling my finger, you're passin' out

Suck my dick, no homo erectus
Deforestation, someone protect us
Hunted for sport like they tryna eject us
When monkeys smile it's just so infectious

Sorry bout that - got carried away,
Just like the lady in King Kong
I'm banging on my chest all day
Pee in my mouth with my ding dong