Lennon John - The Ballad of John Yoko Lyrics

Standing on the dock at southampton

Trying to get to holland or france

The man in the mac

Said, "youve gotta go back"

You know, they didnt even give us a chance



Christ, you know it aint easy

You know how hard it can be

The way things are going

Theyre gonna crucify me



Finally made the plane into paris

Honeymooning down by the seine

Peter brown called to say

"you can make it okay

"you can get married in gibraltar, near spain"



Christ, you know it aint easy

You know how hard it can be

The way things are going

Theyre gonna crucify me



Drove from paris to the amsterdam hilton

Talking in our beds for a week

The newspeople said

"say, whatre you doing in bed? "

I said, "were only trying to get us some peace"



Christ, you know it aint easy

You know how hard it can be

The way things are going

Theyre gonna crucify me



Made a lightning trip to vienna

Eating chocolate cakes in a bag

The newspapers said

"shes gone to his head

"they look just like two gurus in drag"



Christ, you know it aint easy

You know how hard it can be

The way things are going

Theyre gonna crucify me



Caught the early plane back to london

Fifty acrons tied in a sack

The men from the press

Said, "we wish you success

"its good to have the both of you back"



Christ, you know it aint easy

You know how hard it can be

The way things are going

Theyre gonna crucify me

The way things are going

Theyre gonna crucify me

The way things are going

Theyre gonna crucify me