Logic - Saturday (Skit) Lyrics

[Knocking]

[Pops:]
Turn that record off! Turn it down! You're music's too loud! Turn it down!

[Logic: Rapping]
Reppin' G-Burg
Take time
Rape rhyme
When I [?]

[Pops barges in]

[Pops:]
What the hell going on in here with all this noise?

[Logic:]
Da- Dad what are are you doing, man? Why you just run in my room like that, man?

[Pops:]
Turn the record down! This ain't no- I love Johnny Mathis or Nat King Cole!

[Logic:]
Dad...

[Pops:]
Who the hell are these people rappin'? 2 Chainz, and Change, and two, three chains.

[Logic:]
Aw, man... c'mon...

[Pops:]
What the hell is going with [?] today?

[Logic:]
(Chuckles) Dad, it's called hip-hop, man. It's my dream.

[Pops:]
Well, you better wake up!

[Logic:]
See, I kn- I knew you wouldn't understand. You never understand.

[Pops:]
Why ain't you in school?

[Logic:]
Dad, it's Saturday.

[Pops:]
Oh yeah, okay. It is Saturday.

[Logic:]
Yeah. Yeah, it's Saturday.

[Pops:]
Alright then... Get a job!

[Logic:]
Get a job?

[Pops:]
Damn... Eat up everything in the damn refrigerator.

[Logic:]
N-N-No. Dad, this is gonna be my job, man!

[Pops:]
Oh, boy! You just as stubborn just like your momma! Ooh! That fine momma of yours!

[Logic:]
Dad, stop.

[Pops:]
That's the prettiest white woman I've ever seen, and I ain't seen one pretty since like that!

[Logic:]
Dad... Dad, no... Dad... Dad, stop!

[Pops:]
Bitch, I was a Nubian explorer. Let me tell you, your momma- Ooh! That was the finest white woman I've seen in my life!

[Logic:]
Oh my God... Dad! Dad... why you always...?

[Pops:]
Her hair blowin' in the wind! Whew! Every time I think about it I say, "Whew!"

[Logic:]
Dad- Dad, just stop! Alright? I don- Don't- I d-d- I don't wanna hear that! C'mon, man!

[Pops:]
I know you don't wanna hear about it, cause... I get so excited about her!

[Logic:]
Oh my God...

[Pops:]
Those pretty blue eyes! Her hair flowin'!

[Logic:]
You do this every day.

[Pops:]
She can cook. She can cook! Oh my goodness, she can fry some chicken! Whew!

[Logic:]
You do thi- really? Okay... There's no stoppin' you.

[Pops:]
Where does she learn that? Those fine big ol' juicy titties!

[Logic:]
What?! Ew- Da- Eww! Dad!

[Pops:]
Booty! Booty! [?] booty!

[Logic:]
No! Ew! Oh, God!

[Pops:]
Mm-Mm-Mm! Them titties all in my [?]!

[Logic:]
Dad! No! C'mon! Oh my...

[Pops:]
Big bang! Big bang! Big bang!

[Logic:]
Dad... Dad! Stop man! Fo' real! If you don't stop I'm a call Child Services, alright?

[Pops:]
You gon- You gonna call Child Services

[Logic:]
Yeah, yeah, hum, Child Services... Yeah, you ain't gon' be laughing in jail.

[Pops:]
Go ahead!

[Logic:]
Tsst. Oh man...

[Pops:]
I need the silence.

[Logic:]
Oh, you think it's funny now. Look, Dad, I jus- I just wanna make music, man. I don't understand what the big problem is, why can't I-

[Pops:]
I'm a let you. I'm a let you do your things. Do your things! I used to sing like The Tentation

[Logic:]
The Tentation, yeah.

[Pops: Singing]
I got sunshiiiiine

[Logic:]
Oh my God... Dad...

[Pops:]
From when you hear me sing, boy!

[Logic:]
Oh, okay, look that was back in your day, Dad, and today is my day, and ju- I just wanna make this music, Man. C'mon! Lemme, lemme-

[Pops:]
Alright. Look, son...

[Logic:]
Yeah, yeah?

[Pops:]
If you're gonna do this...

[Logic:]
Uh-huh...

[Pops:]
Not run the streets, causing trouble...

[Logic:]
Alright...

[Pops:]
And make the music

[Logic:]
Alright...

[Pops:]
I'll support you.

[Logic:]
Aight, damn...

[Pops:]
Right?

[Logic:]
Yeah- Yeah.

[Pops:]
Where's your momma's phone number?

[Logic:]
What? He- Hey...

[Pops:]
[?] for me and that pretty white woman.

[Logic:]
Dad, stop!

[Pops:]
Whew... whew!