Ladd Mercer - Promotion Lyrics

I worked hard and got promoted
Now I have authority
Came so far from where I started
I'm the boss of my colleagues

Where's the big cheese? Nirvana
Board of trustees, are you gonna
Do the right thing, fire my boss
Now it's just me, head honcho

I can't complain
Taking half the year on paid vacation
Hop on a plane
Fly first class to exotic locations

I worked hard and got promoted
Now I have authority
Came so far from where I started
I'm the boss of my colleagues

Stock options and bonuses
Let's run through my new check list

One, manage all the staff without breaking a sweat
Two, tell the stakeholders we're not going into debt
Three, give myself a raise for everything I do
Four, dodge your questions 'cause I cannot tell the truth

I worked hard and got promoted
Now I have authority
Came so far from where I started
I'm the boss of my colleagues