So you thought you were the one to take my breath away
I cannot begin to say how wrong you are, I'm afraid
You must see yourself as a jewel among the earth
While all I see is a self centered small time flirt
I know you think I want you but that's far from the truth
You must assume I've got nothing better to do
I'd run away but you could never take the hint
To me you're just another piece of pocket lint
Ooh, you're a waste of sperm and egg combined
Ooh, you think you've got people in line
Ooh, for you real love is hard to find
Ooh, you make every third eye go blind
Some say you're beautiful but I can't disagree more
They don't believe you are, just being nice I'm sure
You think you are different but you're really just the same (as the others)
I hope to put you down in such degrading ways
Ooh, you're a waste of sperm and egg combined
Ooh, you think you've got people in line
Ooh, for you real love is hard to find
Ooh, you make every third eye go blind
Ooh, you're a waste of sperm and egg combined
Ooh, you think you've got people in line
Ooh, for you real love is hard to find
Ooh, you make every third eye go blind