Le Swish - My Penis Is Not a Playground Lyrics

I let you pick out the movie we watch
And I'll go to your friend's baby shower
And I'll wear the shirt you bought me
But my penis is not a playground
You told me to f*ck and you told me to suck
And you told me to get down on my knees and play a duck
AAHH
My penis is not a playground
Let's get down to brass tacks
I got your faxes
And I got your toner
But you don't respect my boner
Cuz my penis is not a playground
I can suck my own dick
And the way you smell makes me sick
And your hairstyles out of date
But that's ok cuz my penis is not a playground
I'll start dressing in drag when we go out to fancy dinners
You better open the f*cking door
And don't even think about splitting the check
Cuz my penis is not a playground
How come every time I shit my pants
I feel like an alien?
And I can't get comfortable cause you're weirding me out
My penis is not a playground
I'm allergic to peanuts and the band Wheatus
And you
When you reach out and you touch my nuts
It's like don't even
I f*cking suck
My penis
MY PENIS
Not a playground
My daughter's on the monkeybar
Or seesaw
And you can slide down my dickhole
In surgery
Who me, sad as f*ck?
No way
My pens is not a playground
Let's play a game of telephone
I don't give a shit about your family
Tell them all to eat a dick
I like your brother's stupid train layout
My penis is not a playground
I'll buy you an apple watch and a gallon of applesauce
And I'll see you here Fridays with attitude
And I'll rub it in your mouth all the time
Because my penis is not a playground
Knock knock bitch who's there
I've got blood in my white underwear
But you wouldn't know anything about it
Cuz my penis is not a playground