Alright so I got my guitar
And I got the.. I got the pick that had... that has the... oh shit i dropped it (you dropped your toothpick)
I dropped... no no I dropped the dick pick
Dracula is my next door neighbor
And he calls to me and I hear
"How kid can you buy some cigarettes"
Why would Dracula wanna smoke cigarettes
It's gonna shorten your lifespan
And I realize how there's no point for him not to smoke
Cause, I mean, he's immortal
Says "Hey, kid can you buy me some chicken?"
"Will I get immortality from you?"
H-he says "No"
I said "Hey Dracula why are you doing this to me?"
"What do you stand to gain from getting a kid to buy you chicken?"
He says "I need to eat"
"Why would Dracula wanna eat chicken? Where... where do I even get you chicken from?"
"Wherever's more convenient, you know, to be honest"
Chic-fil-a
Chic-fil-a
Dracula likes eating from Chic-fil-a
Dracula likes eating from Chic-fil-a
He does not like Jack-in-the-Box or Cain's
Chic-fil-a
He says to me
"Kid, why do you want immortality?"
And I tell to him all my secrets and he says
"Wow, your secrets are really bad. Like, there's no reason you would be hiding any of this"
Eh, I thought that was pretty good
Leech Gomez - Dracula Lyrics
Leech Gomez - Dracula Lyrics
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Alright so I got my guitar
And I got the.. I got the pick that had... that has the... oh shit i dropped it (you dropped your toothpick)
I dropped... no no I dropped the dick pick
Dracula is my next door neighbor
And he calls to me and I hear
"How kid can you buy some cigarettes"
Why would Dracula wanna smoke cigarettes
It's gonna shorten your lifespan
And I realize how there's no point for him not to smoke
Cause, I mean, he's immortal
Says "Hey, kid can you buy me some chicken?"
"Will I get immortality from you?"
H-he says "No"
I said "Hey Dracula why are you doing this to me?"
"What do you stand to gain from getting a kid to buy you chicken?"
He says "I need to eat"
"Why would Dracula wanna eat chicken? Where... where do I even get you chicken from?"
"Wherever's more convenient, you know, to be honest"
Chic-fil-a
Chic-fil-a
Dracula likes eating from Chic-fil-a
Dracula likes eating from Chic-fil-a
He does not like Jack-in-the-Box or Cain's
Chic-fil-a
He says to me
"Kid, why do you want immortality?"
And I tell to him all my secrets and he says
"Wow, your secrets are really bad. Like, there's no reason you would be hiding any of this"
Eh, I thought that was pretty good
And I got the.. I got the pick that had... that has the... oh shit i dropped it (you dropped your toothpick)
I dropped... no no I dropped the dick pick
Dracula is my next door neighbor
And he calls to me and I hear
"How kid can you buy some cigarettes"
Why would Dracula wanna smoke cigarettes
It's gonna shorten your lifespan
And I realize how there's no point for him not to smoke
Cause, I mean, he's immortal
Says "Hey, kid can you buy me some chicken?"
"Will I get immortality from you?"
H-he says "No"
I said "Hey Dracula why are you doing this to me?"
"What do you stand to gain from getting a kid to buy you chicken?"
He says "I need to eat"
"Why would Dracula wanna eat chicken? Where... where do I even get you chicken from?"
"Wherever's more convenient, you know, to be honest"
Chic-fil-a
Chic-fil-a
Dracula likes eating from Chic-fil-a
Dracula likes eating from Chic-fil-a
He does not like Jack-in-the-Box or Cain's
Chic-fil-a
He says to me
"Kid, why do you want immortality?"
And I tell to him all my secrets and he says
"Wow, your secrets are really bad. Like, there's no reason you would be hiding any of this"
Eh, I thought that was pretty good
Writer: Jose Gomez
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