Lemon-Scented Justice - An Unwelcome Houseguest Is Outwitted Lyrics

The knock on the front door
Almost brought their whole house to the ground
Oonagh stood to answer
While Fionn was trying not to make a sound
As the door swung open
The ocean mist started pouring in
Oonagh said sit down a while
There's a storm about to begin
They sat at the table
Oonagh brought some tea and little cakes
She'd hidden rocks in the center
The giant felt his teeth break as he ate
What might be the matter?
Oonagh asked the giant with a grin
My husband just adores these
I've never heard complaints come out of him
Dressed in a diaper
Fionn felt hopeless, powerless, and small
Lying in a cradle
He felt like he was only 6 ft. tall
The giant finally lost his patience
He stood and shouted, "where's your husband gone?"
She said, "Oh, please be patient
You'll be seeing him before too long"
"While we're waiting for my husband,
Won't you come and meet our newborn son?"
He's nearly outgrown his cradle
One day, he might grow as big as Fionn
The giant looked inside the cradle
Instantly his blood began to freeze
If the baby is this big
How enormous must his father be?