Please No Squeeza da Banana Video (MV)

He's got the pomarola, he's got the insalata
He's got tutte cose fruits

Riley the cop would always stop
On the corner at Tony's fruit stand
He'd help himself to anything
On which he could lay his hand

Riley did this quite often
Plenty of fruit he would soften
So Tony got sore
And inwardly swore
And he began to shout,
Oh no, here he comes again!

Hey! Please no squeeze-a da banana
Because when you do dat
The banana you make it flat
Hey, please no squeeze-a da banana
When you squeeze-a da plum
You put-a him on the bum

You touch-a this, you touch-a that
You touch-a everyt'ing
You push-a this, you push-a that
You never buy nothing
Oh please no squeeze-a da banana
If you squeeze-a, officer, please
Squeeze-a da coconut

Hey, please no squeeze-a da banana
Because when you do dat
The banana you make it flat
Hey, please no squeeze-a da banana
When you squeeze-a da grape
You put him outta shape

You touch-a this, you touch-a that
You take me for a fool
You squeeze-a this, you squeeze-a that
Why don't you squeeze-a chadrool?

Oh, please no squeeze-a da banana
If you squeeze-a, officer, please
Squeeze-a da coconut

Please no squeeze-a da banana
Because when you do dat
The banana you make it flat
Hey, please no squeeze-a da banana
When you make-a da reach
You break em up-a da peach

You touch-a this, you push-a that
You muss 'em up-a da stand
You squeeze-a this, you take-a that
Someday I break-a you hand

Oh, please no squeeze-a da banana
If you squeeze-a, officer, please
Squeeze-a da coconut
Squeeze-a da watermelon
But please, no squeeze-a da banana