(Toys "R" Us jingle)
I don't wanna grow up
I'm a Toys R Us kid
They got a billion toys at Toys R Us that I can play with
I don't wanna grow up
I'm a Toys R Us kid
They got the best, it's so much less, you'll really flip your lid
From bikes to trains to video games
It's the biggest toy store there is (Gee Whiz!)
I don't wanna grow up
'Cause maybe if I did
I couldn't be a Toys R Us kid
More kids, more toys, oh boy!
I wanna be a Toys R Us kid!