Hear that song on the radio The one stuck in your head It's designed to seize your mind You're gonna sing it til' you are dead It isn't by your favorite band It's by a girl you'll never know But the next time you go shopping She'll tell you where to go She sells! Sea sells condos by the sea shore! She sells! She sells! She sells machines to wax the kitchen floor! She sells! She sells! She sells to get a slice of the big pie! She sells! But in the end she sells her soul Cause she knows thats what they want to buy Then she finds herself forgetting Why she started in the first place Afternoons at the piano On daddy's knee First a "G" Now an "E" That's the way baby Now it's time for contracts and royalties And 30 second spots Don't make them cry Just make them buy And make them buy a lot She sells! Sea sells condos by the sea shore! She sells! She sells! She sells ointment for that open sore! She sells! She sells! She sells to get a slice of the big pie! But she don't want to sell herself So it's time to say Goodbye! Mint flavored air pollution Advanced Internet solution She sells She sells She sells She sells Goodbye! Goodbye!