Eric got a speeding ticket Eric stepped in human shit He's had a bad day now Eric drank a pint of salsa Then went into convulsions He's had a bad day now Eric bought a new amp Then got kicked out of his band He's had a bad day now Eric busted his jaw at the local skatepark He's had a bad day now What's a poor boy to do? Flex your head, Eric Nice blue dreads, Eric Nice blue dreads