Hi, I'd like you to meet my mom But there's no sense in introducing yourself She'll only forget who you are in two or three minutes from now You see, she's got Alzheimer's disease It's eating away those memories Too bad cause that's all she's got oh, but not for long What was that you said? Who did you say you were? Where did you say you are? How did wee get here, how? She walks around in a daze This disease has deadened her brain It'll soon deaden the rest of her so in a way she'll kind of die twice I know this may sound selfish of me But I'd like to put her out of her misery Sometimes I wish I had this disease So I too could forget her grief So now you've met my mom and I hope you enjoyed yourself She's already forgotten who you are and she asks the same questions again You see, she's got Alzheimer's disease It's eating away those memories Her friends say she looks her best Now she even forgets to forget