Who is that new waitress? He wants her on his plate Well every time he sees her he just has to masturbate He wants her luscious breasts On the end of his fork but all this menu offers Is chicken, beef, and pork I don't want that girl to be mine For breakfast lunch or suppertime She's not a sex object but a person too I know that she's not on the menu He wants to eat her body Just like a plate of fries and suck out all the gravy That seeps into her thighs He says he "loves" that girl And he thinks that it's true Cuz every time she speaks to him, He cums into his soup