Songs like these sound the best, Like when youre really f*ckin wasted, And drinking super, super high test, And snorting shit that aint even illegal yet. Go shake your heavy metal ass, Butt dont you rattle it too fast, Theres more to life than thrash, So lets get stoned and dance! Theres more to life than thrash, So lets get really smashed, and do the heavy head dance. [x2] Bang your, Clang your, Mangle your, Heavy head. [x2] Its easier than you know, Just hang your head real low, And sway from side to side, And away you f*ckin go! Yeah, I ought to know, Because I was raging in Chicago, And I threw out my f*ckin back! While doing the heavy head dance. Yeah, its big in f*ckin France, And its one of the few things thatll make a German laugh. French fries were created in Belgium not France! Theres more to life than thrash... My neck is really sore, I dont want to do this anymore. Bang your, Clang your...