my bed's one big, rocky lump And my back, it always seems to ache Whenever I partake in sex The damn bed always breaks Looks like it's time Looks like it's time, time, time You said it's time for what? Yup, it's time to buy a futon Why haven't I thought of this before? After all, I'm surrounded by futon stores It's the new wave of sleeping and I'm into new wave Better get myself a futon today?