Alright yeah, yeah||We got Jerry, Jenny, Jesse|We got Rikki too|Heraldo, Montel, Maury |We lost Donahue|We got every kind of crazy |With the school that's loose|Preaching their philosophy and crying out abuse|We got doctors who expel(?) about the latest disease|We got lawyers who fall quickly, gave up all their expertise|We got morons who believe they've been (---)? genius|It's pathetic, what the hell has happened to us||We're all doing the cyclic(?)|Surfing around|Getting our quick fix|Watching for kicks |In case we learn something new|Stuck like glue|Watchin' the talk show zoo|It's T.V. voodoo|Ah||She was married but she left him for her friend's fianc'e|He'd been cheating with her mother while the father was away|Then the nephew told the family his sixteens(?) was done|I tell you folks it's too bizarre what TV has become|We've got skinheads, pinheads and preachers and all|Women with implants and men with no balls|We've got buyers and sellers (---)? the night|Anything to win the ratings, war is all right||We're all doing the cyclic(?)|Surfing around|Getting our quick fix|Watching for kicks |In case we learn something new|Stuck like glue|Watchin' the talk show zoo|It's T.V. voodoo|Ow||Da, da, da, da, da, da||We're all doing the cyclic(?)|Surfing around|Getting our quick fix|Watching for kicks |In case we learn something new|Stuck like glue|Watchin' the talk show zoo|I said stuck like glue|Watching the talk show zoo|It's T.V. voodoo||Welcome gang|On today's show|We're speaking to women who have left their men|To live with women who claim to be men but are really (---)?||Today we're speaking to poor people |Who by reputation are known to be morons|And yet they claim they can solve the world's problem|And why not||I wanna show to you what we have today|Women with intellects |And men with no balls|And the advantage of sex change reversal operations||On our show today we have three convicts |Playing on(?) their hearts racing of their|With their father's uncles cousin from the second marriage||Today we're discussing the profound impact |Racisim is having on skin heads, pin heads, cone heads and doe heads||T.V. voodoo, yeah|Don't take it seriously|T.V. voodoo |It's like watching comedy, yeah|Woah|T.V. voodoo