Lil Beef - Salty Spitoon Lyrics

Aight so I was walking down aisle four
At Angry Jack's Shell Emporium
And there was this girl and she was like
Do y'all have mayonaise
And I was like get out of here welfare queen
This ain't Whole Foods

I walking in the back of the Salty Spitoon
Catch you swift like Phil I'm a baboon
Welcome everybody to my new lagoon
Catch you soon with my goons
Playing new basoons

Eat nails for breakfast
Pardon the checklist
I'm a dog not Gary
Way I flexed up be scary
Like Terry
I'm a monster from Bikini Bottom
Throw hands thats a problem
Pull up with the squadron

Leave you in the Salty Spitoon
Leave you in the Salty Spitoon
Catch hands in the Salty Spitoon
Pull up with all of my goons

I be flexing in that bih'
I told them I play Tetris
They asked why I play that
I said boy do you listen
Knocked down their foundation
Locked them in with a Caiman
Everybody saying, wait, man
I said sorry it's too late man

Burn it down
Ashes on the ground
Nobody around
To hear them make a sound

I walking in the back of the Salty Spitoon
Catch you swift like Phil I'm a baboon
Welcome everybody to my new lagoon
Catch you soon with my goons
Playing new basoons
I'm a monster
From Bikini Bottom
Throw hands thats a problem
Pull up with the squadron
Leave you in the Salty Spitoon
Leave you in the Salty Spitoon

Burn it down
Ashes on the ground
Nobody around
To hear them make a sound