Lil' Gumbo - Where's My Egg? Lyrics

Well I was, sittin' on the back of my truck
Beer in hand, but not drunk enough
I walked around to the driver's seat
Put it in drive, went down the street

Beer in my left hand, wheel in the right
Driving my truck all through the night
Hit the highway, 105
Had a bottle of suds and a real good time

I'm kind of hungry, maybe get some grub
Breakfast sounds good, but gotta run
All of the restaurants closing soon
Gotta hurry up if I want food

I'm going to Denny's to get an egg
Maybe get a fried potato wedge
I'm real hungry, gotta go faster
Need my egg, I'll slow down after

I'm real impaired, driving in the left lane
Oncoming traffic swerves out the way
But I don't care, got my hands in the air saying
Drinkin' and drivin' is the way

Family of 4 all driving home
But they don't see me on the road
We had a collision, two children dead
What can I say besides "Where's My Egg?"

I'm real impaired, driving in the left lane
Oncoming traffic swerves out the way
But I don't care got my hands in the air saying
Drinkin' and drivin' is the way

Family of 4 all driving home
But they don't see me on the road
We had a collision, two children dead
What can I say besides "Where's My Egg?"

What can I say besides "Where's My Egg?"
What can I say besides "Where's My Egg?"
What can I say besides "Where's My Egg?"