Monkey Man, Monkey Man, does whatever a monkey can
Shoots a gun, dodges raccoons, try to eat the sun
They call me Monkey Man cause I climb on walls
Why did my grandpa just rip off my balls
I punched concrete, now they call me Biggie Smalls
Went to the bathroom and shit in all the stalls
Just use my toothbrush as a foot cleaner
I'm like Iron Man except I smell like SpongeBob
A TV just attacked me when I was trying to eat a car
Just picked up Joe Mama at a bar
Call me a light bulb cause I punched Patrick Star
Just wrestled a tire to an arm wrestle and ate a guitar
Now I feel like a raccoon in the ocean
Not gonna lie, bro. Tap if you cap
Aye, bro, tap if you cap
Man, shut your bitch ass up
Tap if you cap. Tap if you cap, bro
They call me Monkey Man cause I climb on walls
Why did my grandpa just rip off my balls
I punched concrete, now they call me Biggie Smalls
Went to the bathroom and shit in all the stalls
Call me a giraffe cause I just flew to Antarctica
Call me a bird cause you smell like Antarctica