Lil' Yung Swag Bag - Angry Birds Trilogy Lyrics

Woohoo! Scrumdiddlyumptious! Yeah, this song is about Angry Birds.
(Sweetie can you take out the laundry?) Got a copy of Angry Birds- OH MY GOD IM RECORDING!
I-I literally told her I was going to record.
Swear to f*ckin' god, fine.
Let's just do it
I got a copy of Angry Birds Trilogy
Not Joe Hawley, I dislike misogyny
Red and Chuck and King Pig too
My fish got stomped on by a shoe
I'm a minor don't hit on me
Stuck in Britain and they're drinking tea
I got my copy of Angry Birds Trilogy
Released on the Wii U and the PS3
It's way more important than the Trinity
It was supposedly released on the Atari
Despite its lower-end capabilities
It was still there believe me okay trust me guys im not lying
Mr. Beast and Luigi
Call me a rizz god like Pibby
Sitting in Ohio and I'm watching Bluey
Cheat code in Smash, you get Stewie
My parents are divorcing and I'm eating chop suey
Playing Mario with a guy named Tibby
I still got my copy of Angry Birds Trilogy
Released on the Wii U and the PS3
It's way more important than the Trinity
It was supposedly released on the Genesis
Etc. there is a giant list
It was still there believe me okay trust me guys im not lying i swear
I cried when Gary the Snail left please come home
Trapped me in a burning tiny dome
The thing I hate more than soccer has gotta be ROME
I'm going to go die cuz I got no iPhone
I'm robbing a bank and I hear my earphone
"Bro- guess what? I just broke a wishbone"
This Angry Birds rap is crappy as hell
Now I'm gonna do nothing in a jail cell
Why you may ask? I was trying to sell
Super awesome intricate novelty bells (laced with crack)