Lil' Yung Swag Bag - BLT (feat. Yung Fork Toaster) Lyrics

Went to the store bought a BLT
Played Mario Kart chose Luigi
My grass no matter what always stays green
Played some soccer and I hit my spleen
My dog kinda lookin like Jeffrey Epstein
Bro look like Adventure Time Marceline
Overdosed on milk at a Walgreens
Eating a sandwich, it's a BLT
Fella look like Shaggy with his strange updo
In a corner drinking gorilla glue
I saw a fly so I'm sayin shoo
9 minus 4 is gonna be 2
Bitch wanna f*ck but she look like the flu
Starin at a gyatt yabba dabba DOO
Adolf Hitler hated the jews
I don't though cuz I have good views
Fella got a diploma with Comic Sans
Super hungry so I'm eatin fans
Bro thinks he homeless he got Pepsi cans
Opened some crayons there were only tans
OnlyFans
Openly trans
No time span
I don't care I'M A polite and respectful gentleman
Orange M&M i think he's really funny
I bought a hat and a scarf with my money
Pulled up to the function lookin very crummy
Got scammed through Zillow bro was very scummy
Went to the zoo and I saw a monkey
Went to a museum and I saw a mummy
Walking outside and my nose got stuffy
Riding my bike and it's gettin kinda rusty
I kicked a dog into a cubby
MatPat once called Kirby's limbs nubblies
I hate the irish they are filled with drunkies
SpongeBob looks like he's very spongy
I ain't british but I'm drinking my tea
Sitting down eating a BLT
Saw an opposition I decided to flee
Legs turned to wheels but then I hit a tree
I looked up and I saw a dead bee
Getting drunk with fellas at Applebees
Went back home I got Lyme's Disease
Sitting at bed I dropped my BLT