Criminal Record (feat. Lil Botomy) Video (MV)

I'm bout to order Mr. Beast burger and shoot up a whole foods
Y'all should be scared, they took me off my Penfluridol
They call me chromosome on the streets cause I'm full of 'em
Been to Mesilla Valley Hospital too many times, I'm f*cking dumb
Dawg, when I pull up them cashiers are FUCKING DONE
100 S Green Valley Pkwy, in f*cking HENDERSON
Reality isn't f*cking real, I'm bout to use a gun
Lock yo shit, it ain't gonna be fun
I solve all the mysteries, call me Scooby Doo
I went to a haunted house and they all said boo
One plus one could possibly be two
I swallowed a huge tube of glue
Mom said my dog died I said that's true
Heading to Walgreens with folks in the crew
Saw myself a fella and his outfit looked like poo
Asked if he liked Meatwad and he said he did too
Dawg, I took a walk today
To my dismay
My dog convulsed up died that day
Dawg, Fido was gonna die anyway
Bro had liver cancer,
Chemo didn't cost pocket change
I'm f*cking mad as shit
Bout to go to my local pet smart
And STEAL a f*cking TURTLE
Cause shit look like a squirtle
And I'm so f*cking high, my doctor calls me infertile
Bout to give that mofo to my Asian friend
Bout to turn into an egg roll with parkinsons.
My landlord wants me to pay off my lease
I got a hole in my backyard to keep all my geese
My sweater is made out of entirely fleece
I think I just swallowed a big LEGO piece
I bought a plane ticket this stuff goes to Greece
I saw a moose that was a meese